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eunuch.org - (thanks Hoyt!)

Monday, January 21, 2008 Update by Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs


Eunuch.org is an erotic online library with short stories & poetry dedicated to dudes who cut their dicks & balls off. If this alone for some reason doesn't make this website horrible enough, I'd like to point out that their forums are full of men that fantasize about getting prostate cancer, just so they have a valid excuse to have their cock lobbed off. Gentlemen that long for the days of slavery in China. Oh, and the website isn't fully WAP compatible yet, so anyone who wants to log into Eunuch.org from their cell phone are just going to have to wait it out.

"She said that she would give me the ultimate and best cum by slicing my balls off at the point they were about to shoot their load. It is the critical point where the paint mingles with ejaculative pleasure to give the ultimate climax, one that will satisfy a man for life...

With that she got a rubber band and stretched it over my balls, pushing them tight against the sack as the base squeezed tight.

"Tonight you are going to get you very finest and very last cum& I'm going to slice those filthy fucking useless balls off at the very point they want to shoot."

Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately in this case, I couldn't find a single picture on this website or forum appropriate for this article. So in lieu, here's a picture of a Ken doll:


Feel free to check it out - you don't need to be a member to browse. Or have one for that matter!

- Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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