What we call our nation's Capitol has become a stinking swamp of
vice and corporate cronyism, special interests, and literally
billions of dirty dollars. It's time that one man got a piece of
that swamp pie. It's time that Vermin Supreme got a little of that
dirty, dirty money!
My fellow Americans, I give you Vermin Supreme. A politician with years of psychotic hobo experience, who can reach across party lines to deck a guy for looking the wrong way. Someone who isn't afraid to take bribes, corporate handouts, or whatever prescription medication he might find in the White House trash cans. The United States needs another retarded motherfucker that totally lacks experience and vision in the electoral race, but more importantly America needs to be entertained. We've still got an entire year of boring campaigning, lame ass mudslinging thats less effect than a random derogatory youtube comment, and I don't think that's what our country needs. What our country needs is someone who has a plan for Dental Hygiene on the national stage, telling Obama and Edwards about the ghosts that tell us what to do while we are asleep.
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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