Series Two: The Green Deck

No:Name:Frequency:Price:
Date Added:
01nVidia PR RareA good Glide wrapper
09-20-2000
02EidosVery CommonHot teen action magazines
09-20-2000
03Pseudo.comVery RareBroadband
09-20-2000
04Derek Smart Very Very CommonMagic voodoo headshrinking powder
09-20-2000
05George Broussard Very CommonA Star Trek game with long gameplay
09-25-2000
06Ultima Online CommonHot and spicy PK action!
09-25-2000
07BitboysVery Very RareA miracle from God Himself
09-25-2000
08The Webmaster Very Very CommonA look in the mirror
09-25-2000


Series One: The Blue Deck

No:Name:Frequency:Price:
Date Added:
01Cliffy B.Common15 pound gold chain
09-05-2000
02The Shugashack TrollVery CommonPicture of Britany Spears
09-05-2000
03GamefanVery CommonYour soul
09-05-2000
043DFXRare$10
09-05-2000
053D RealmsVery Rare(price estimate coming soon)
09-05-2000
06GamespyCommonTrade for warez / mp3s
09-05-2000
07Valve Software Very RareTrade for Powerplay tech.
09-06-2000
08Lithtech v1.0CommonPowerDrink 5000
09-06-2000
09Lithtech v2.0CommonAb-Builder
09-06-2000
10John RomeroCommonA shred of dignity
09-06-2000
11PlanetcrapCommonTinfoil hat
09-06-2000
12John CarmackVery RareSecret decoder ring
09-06-2000
13KillcreekRareAir pump
09-07-2000
14VerantVery RareCountless hours of your time
09-07-2000
15ThreshRareA giant check
09-07-2000
16Nintendo FanVery CommonOne liter of horse tranquilizers
09-07-2000
17GlideCommonRose colored glasses
09-07-2000
18Billy WilsonRareKung Fu grip
09-07-2000
19Paul SteedCommonSome manly lovin'
09-08-2000
20Adrian CarmackVery RareSome time off work
09-08-2000
21Evil AvatarCommonTech support
09-08-2000
22Richard GarriottRareEmployment
09-08-2000


This list will be updated frequently and will eventually contain every card in the series. If you have any questions or comment, feel free to email Lowtax.

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