Technology that allows to see through thick clothing and materials.
I know what you are thinking. Abraham, there's no such things as X-rays. These glasses don't even look very cool. A world full of naked people would probably be very boring to see. Chances are these glasses aren't even real. Excuse me, not even real? Let's look at the facts:
WOLF BLITZER ON LARRY KING LIVE ON SICKO ON X-RAY GLASSES
The technology of today, tomorrow, and for the future. Glasses that see through thick clothinges are value with Acetone and Polymers. The choice is clear. Send these people as much money as you poerssibly can for X-Ray Future Site amazing NFA technoligies glasses. Image is Everything. This website has a longwinded, unreadable Terms and Services that I've probably violated grossly. I hope they try to sue me.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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