Their midget mayhem is pure, unabashed, completely unPC entertainment. They offer drunk midget limbo, midget lap dances for the ladies, comedy, drinking games and of course an all out midget brawl. There is nothing these pint size powerhouses won't do to defend their titles MATCHES INCLUDE STAPLE GUNS,THUMB TACKS,BROKEN BOTTLES,TRASH CANS, MIDGETS TAKE IT OUT OF THE RING AND JUMP OFF THE BARS!! ..MIDGETS BLEED WHAT LITTLE BLOOD THEY HAVE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT!!


Midget wrestlers, midget strippers, midget groupies, and midget ER room visits. Fuck you, Society, for letting this become marketable.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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