Life Enterprises Unlimited - (thanks Cat Scratch Achiever!)
9/11 is only the beginning for an unrepentant nation ! 
"We witnessed snakes, this past week, that had gotten into our building, and one was slithering down from the ceiling and one across the floor. That was a big reminder that Satan was alive and well on planet earth. "
I'd like to point out that I was really disappointed when Cat Scratch Achiever told me the name of the website, and I found out it had absolutely nothing to do with Barry White. You could say that about every ALOD i get, really. Anyways, today's ALOD is about The Bible, The Pope not being in the Bible, the Pope being a murderer, Abortions, Witches, 9/11, Gays In The Media, Comic Books, Meatless Fridays and Getting Rid of Debt. The many pictures of angels with lightsabers lets you know that Life Unlimited Enterprises means serious business, and the essays imply that we are all going to hell for being baby murderers. Enjoy the link!
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