Today's ALOD shows that even infomercials have certain production standards. Sure, Fred and Sharon would like for you to pay to see more of their award winning documentaries - but here at Something Awful, we strongly believe that anything online that ruins the quality of your life should be not only free, but mandatory. Here's their Youtube page, which is full of nightmarish animation, Faustian interviews with everyday Canadian craftsmen, and the personification of eternal hopelessness: Sharon.
I SURE COULD USE A HUG RIGHT NOW.
Paypalling them a Canadian dollar would be like adopting a piece of the Abyss Nietzsche kept blabbering about. Paying them to make you a website, however, would probably be the best use of your advertising dollar. To this date, no one has done this yet. Please be the first.
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.