Today's ALOD shows that even infomercials have certain production standards. Sure, Fred and Sharon would like for you to pay to see more of their award winning documentaries - but here at Something Awful, we strongly believe that anything online that ruins the quality of your life should be not only free, but mandatory. Here's their Youtube page, which is full of nightmarish animation, Faustian interviews with everyday Canadian craftsmen, and the personification of eternal hopelessness: Sharon.
I SURE COULD USE A HUG RIGHT NOW.
Paypalling them a Canadian dollar would be like adopting a piece of the Abyss Nietzsche kept blabbering about. Paying them to make you a website, however, would probably be the best use of your advertising dollar. To this date, no one has done this yet. Please be the first.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.