Date Me, Natalie!, submitted by indigi. Oftentimes, when I'm on the internet, I find myself saying "It's just fucking Natalie Portman. What the hell is the big deal?" I should have been asking this guy.

"...this is simply a way for me to tell the world (and hopefully Natalie herself) that I feel as though we have the potential to be compatible. All I'm asking is for a chance to explore that compatibility, to see if we're a good match."

Yeah well I guess that makes sense.

If I get this date with Natalie and it's awkward and doesn't work out, so be it. I just need to know I tried.

Tons of marriages start out like that.

- Seth