Since the dawn of time, man has enjoyed the right to act like a damn fool if he feels like it. Little has changed in 2003 when it comes to driving, so the The SA Forum Goons have decided to translate traffic signs from what they say to levelheaded people like you and me into "idiot driver speak." You are a polite, law abiding driver, right? RIGHT?

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