Doll Sex, submitted by Ottoman. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future of love! This excellent site, fresh from the Land of the Rising Sun and Inspired Depravity, is all about good times and sweet, sweet romance. In particular, the kind that comes from the loving relationship between a man and his creepy artificial female substitute. With music, pictures, and dazzling multimedia animations, this is one wonderfully happy experience bathed in a sea of love!
Wow, they're even better than the real thing! I can't wait to get my own fake woman so that I can spend hours posing her in my own wonderfully whimsical stop motion animations and homemade stereoscopic images.
A great song once said "Love is a battlefield," and with dolls, that's literally true sometimes. While visiting this site I mistakenly clicked on a picture of a tank and found this other awful site with WWII reenactment photos featuring dolls. I know it's not all that shocking, but after spending ten minutes looking at naked dolls, my heart exploded with joy when the German panzers rolled in with dynamic blast sound effects.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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