History has long catalogued our past, neatly filing people, places, and events away in a neat package for future ignoring. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons once again open those files up and butcher them for your amusement. Expand your mind and find out what really did not actually happen in the past!

geno1173 shows us exactly how life began.

I can't help but think life would be so much better if SomewhatFraudulant had never made this.

Bibliophobe makes his living doing product placement.

VideoTapir hangs his pictures with a warhammer.

Excelsior! is a true believer in "what if" scenarios.

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