If only they could talk !, submitted by Charlseth. If you still haven't decided on this summer's religion, perhaps this website can help you out! "If Only They Could Talk" explains how to trick innocent children into believing the Word of the Lord through the time-honored technique of envisioning a planet where vegatables can verbally communicate with humans. Sounds like a nightmare to me.
# Finally find a cabbage.
# Ask "if this cabbage could talk what might it say?".
# By now the congregation should be well into participating with you and quickly give the answer. The cabbage says, "Use your heart - Love someone".
# If you are using OHP or flash cards this might an appropriate point to post it up.
# Talk about what it means to love "with all our hearts".
# Jesus teaches us that if really love people we will want to do something to help them. The Bible teaches us that doing even good things, but without love, is no what God really wants from us. Loving and doing good are equally important.
# So perhaps the humble cabbage has the most important message of all!
Er, yeah, perhaps the cabbage does. Or perhaps this whole thing is just a little too weird for me.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
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