Lovely Jackdoll, submitted by oh yes of course. In today’s Awful Link, a disturbingly lifeless Jack Sparrow doll participates in darling little scenes featuring many other dolls of Johnny Depp’s famous roles, including Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, a chipmunk, and a transvestite named Bon Bon. Actually, I’m not sure if the chipmunk and the transvestite are supposed to represent Johnny Depp, but they’re definitely his friends.

Hey, P-chan! You can't eat the cake, yet! The party hasn't started!

Here, Jack celebrates his birthday with the help of a varmint. Below, Jack and Edward Scissorhands celebrate the release of Platoon on DVD. I guess it makes sense, in a certain sort of way.

Hi, Lerner! Long time! How have you been up?
Oh, you brought me "Platoon, the special edition". Thanks!
Edward, please don't give scars on the disc.

Tragic. Touching.

- Dr. David Thorpe (@Arr)