I wrote a song about Mondays and here it is:

Mondaaaayyyyyy
Go to hellllllllll
Mondaaaayyyyyy
I think you smellllllll
[Repeat until Tuesday]

The beauty part is this also works for basically anything you don't like, you can just substitute the name of something else (say, your neighbor or some other curmudgeon) in place of Monday. USE THIS WISELY!!

~*~ FYAD ~*~
Reppin': liquidator vrunt
"FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends." - C. Cardigan

EVERYONE HIT CTRL+F5 RIGHT NOW!!!! - Here's a thread about the biggest event in fyad this week. Every couple hours the stylesheet changes. Now we have the power of 5 different forums in one.

Motel 6 lacks the excitement of the first five installments in the series - Whats the deal with movie sequels? They're not always as good as the original. Anyone else ever notice this?

what if P&T Bullshit! was a show about goons opinions - Penn and Teller actually both have accounts on the forums. Penn posts in D&D and Goons with Spoons, Teller mostly lurks.

chainring thread [chatlog goons] [aim goons] [bad thread goons] - This is just a thread about a chatlog. graey alien posted in it so you'll probably be seeing it in the goldmine pretty soon.

http://www.gloryhood.com/index.html - Infinite Katzenjammer was just casually browsing the web when he stumbled across the website of an autistic bodybuilding sexual deviant.

What one liners would you say right before you killed a guy? - This thread is pretty standard. Most of the people who posted went along with the premise presented in the thread title. Nutmeg quoted me and lolled a few days ago and I wanted to show my appreciation.

post in this thread if you will never do better than your ex gf - Here is a glimpse of the sadder side of fyad. Five pages of posters crying about girlfriends. Plus someone posted a picture of his ex-girlfriend without clothes on. Post some more of those, guy, and then get out of my precious forum. Ha ha ha.

~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
It's our video games forum! What more do you want from me?!

Gaming moments where you said, "forget this!" - Press start? Forget this!

Etrian Oddysey: Might and Wizardry Master 3D, Revenge of Xeen - Save points, a plot, and animations are for lazy gamers. Also, you have to draw your own map.

Calling All Cars! Calling All Cars! - If you are a PS3 owner (or as they are more commonly known - the seven richest kings of Europe), then a ten dollar downloadable game is currently the best the system has to offer.

Let's jump and slide in Super Mario 64 - Now featuring hot penguin tossing action!

Which developer would you murder if you could kill only one PLAYOFFS! - I vote for whoever made Superman 64.

~*~ BYOB ~*~
Reppin': graey alien
BYOB is all about maxin' and relaxin'. Attempt any other activities and you will quickly find yourself at the wrong end of an angry nerd's keyboard! It's blue and all you're supposed to do is chill with your friends, making it almost exactly like being trapped in a collapsed igloo with the math team.

On my girlfriend of 5 years just left - June 6, 1944. Allied forces storm the beaches of Normandy in an all out assault to pave the way for the Allied invasion of Europe. That fateful day thousands of brave men made the ultimate sacrifice during their assault on the legions of Hitler's Nazi Army in a desperate attempt to quell the fighting machine of fascism. Nearly 65 years later MrSlug boots up his computer and sacrifices his own personal dignity to bring us this thread.

I took my students on a field trip today! ITT a list of bad shit they did - Remember in school when you would get a substitute teacher and instantaneously commence a policy of unrelenting psychological torture from the opening bell until the end of the school day? Well let's all fall in love with a vivacious little scamp named Daniel and his alcoholic teacher assigned to supervise him on a field trip. Danny would no doubt rejoice in the fact that he forced his teacher to log on to an internet message board after school to make a post about him which exasperatedly stated "he repeatedly did things he was told not to do" Haha we don't need your education, we don't need your thought control teach!!! Keep fighting the good fight Daniel Thread highlights include an epic breakdown at the top of page two brought to you by the fine folks at the Smirnoff distillery.

surprised.png - Del Shannon posted a picture of himself on ByoB. I think he resembles semi renown Atlanta rap artist Bonecrusher. (but that's just me) Someone had the unmitigated gall to give the poor fellow japanime eyes where his human eyes used to be so he looks like a beautiful innocent anime boy! How do you like that? That's crazy. It was just the start of the hijinks involving the the picture, and you can bet your ass more wild shenanigans involving photo manipulation followed shortly. Click on the thread link to learn more.

I was a 15 year old girl - ByoB poster Karl Bartos brings us all along with him as he places himself inside the body of a young teen pregnant scenester girl. And this time it's all legal! Log into your Myspace account and queue up the My Chemical Romance for this tale of love, heartbreak and eyeliner. {graey alien note} Whaddya think, Emo Babies? Like Muppet babies but all those emo stereotypes added on, crazy makeup/stockings (you know Nanny already has some lol)...the babies dancing on their hind legs all around like the cooler tweens do, etc. Might get green lighted on Mtv2?? Good show? How about just a Spike TV show about the craziest real life babies we've got in the continental USA pulling off crazy stunts and outrageous baby tricks, would absolutely love to see it myself.

my mail order bride is so depressed, does anyone know how to cheer them up? - Abraham, who to my knowledge is the only SA member who has openly admitted to putting on button up dress shirts specifically for the purpose of playing World Of Warcraft because "sue me, i think getting dressed up to go out for the night just feels right" has cut his losses and invested in a Russian mail order bride. You know this one's gonna be crazy folks!!

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