Lovely Jackdoll, submitted by oh yes of course. In today’s Awful Link, a disturbingly lifeless Jack Sparrow doll participates in darling little scenes featuring many other dolls of Johnny Depp’s famous roles, including Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, a chipmunk, and a transvestite named Bon Bon. Actually, I’m not sure if the chipmunk and the transvestite are supposed to represent Johnny Depp, but they’re definitely his friends.
Hey, P-chan! You can't eat the cake, yet! The party hasn't started!
Here, Jack celebrates his birthday with the help of a varmint. Below, Jack and Edward Scissorhands celebrate the release of Platoon on DVD. I guess it makes sense, in a certain sort of way.
Hi, Lerner! Long time! How have you been up?
Oh, you brought me "Platoon, the special edition". Thanks!
Edward, please don't give scars on the disc.
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'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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