Mollirama
Mollirama, submitted by Jacqkqkqckckqcuie. Ahh, nothing warms the heart like a sweet little 10-year old girl into sports, talking on the phone, and spreading her legs while wearing pink cotton panties aND PAINTING ON HER THIGHS wWAAAIT WHAT KIND OF SITE IS THIS?! I think we all know the horrible answer to that question. "Mollirama" is a site devoted to Molli and her friends doing the things little girls do only in a way obviously designed to stimulate the bad parts of middle aged men with a propensity to try and mount their TV set whenever Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen come on. This is by far the most offensive site I have been to in almost a day.
Fun things to do...........Massive sleep over parties, Camping, Barefoot mud puddle stomping. Aspiring oceanographer.......................................................I love the sea. Things that made mommy mad............getting into her make-up. Thing's that make mommy glad...............helping her clean up. I collect tuns of board games and I am always up for a challenge.
Oh wait "Molli" (aka Molli's creepy stepfather), you forgot a couple:
Things that make me happy..........sending my soiled panties out to my friends on the internet for only $19.95. Things that make me sad.............getting investigated by government agencies. Things that make me laugh..............painting myself with glow paint and gyrating almost naked infront of the camera while visualizing balding men looking at me on the internet and rubbing their peepee. Things that make me cry....................seeing my step father who is in no way responsible for this getting led off to prison for a series of brutal gang rapings.
They also sell videos of her completely legal and in no way horrifying antics! Hooray! Let me get out my credit card and order now and I will also place a call to my local law enforcement agency so they can arrest me the minute the package is delivered. Those sick fuckers.
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