People occasionally say "a political race is like a popularity contest," or "an election is like a beauty contest," or some permutation of those phrases -- about 10,000 instances of similar sentiments turn up in a Google search. By contrast, "political race" + "childrens beauty pageant" returns absolutely nothing. Apparently the SA Forum Goons were the first to combine these things, and like computers and corpses, they make a bad mixture!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!