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Fluffy Bunny Sparkle Cloud Raves

Saturday, November 17, 2001 Update by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons

Fluffy Bunny Sparkle Cloud Raves, submitted by . "The Plurrrrriest website on the WHOLE INTERNET!!!!!!" No argument here!

These FAGS are getting RAVE reviews. Get it?!? I learned that gag in comedy college!

Welcome to the fluffy-bunny-sparkle-cloud raves website! The PLURRIEST website on the planet! We strive to bring together the PLURRIEST and HAPPIEST candy ravers as well as the PLURRIEST non-candy ravers in the world!

Love and GROUP HUGS FOR EVERYONE!!!!

Join our mailing list!!! A happy, fluffy, bunny sparkle cloud rave list to talk about positive things about the scene. All happy ravers, candy ravers, people who listen to happy hardcore, trance, goa, house and jungle are all welcome!

SPARKLE SPARKLE
SPARKLE CLOUDS
FLUFFY CLOUDS
SPARKLE CLOUDS
I'M A FLUFFY BUNNY SPARKLE CLOUD
GIVVVVVVVE MEEEEEEEEE A
HUGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

NO NO PLEASE GOD NO!!!!!!! GET AWAY YOU SCARY, RETARDED, BRAINDEAD ZOMBIE FREAK!!!

Apparently "PLUR" stands for Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect. What "plurring" has to with ravers is a complete and total mystery to me, considering raving consists mostly of taking drugs which makes these embarrassments even more retarded than they already are, being hypnotized by glowsticks, dressing up like 4-year old's with muscular dystrophy, and stumbling around to horrible music that loops "BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOM BOOMBOOMBOOM" or perhaps "BOOM BOOM BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM BOOM" over and over again.

Be sure to check out the members picture page to marvel at the complete waste of humanity on display for your viewing displeasure. I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm willing to hazard a guess that Cliff Yablonski hates each and every one of them!

- Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons