37.com
37.com (thanks Invisible Elvis) - Claiming to feature "37 SEARCH ENGINES !", this website must have mixed up the phrase "SEARCH ENGINES" with "LEVELS OF HELL".
Its design is simple, yet brutally effective in its quest to give each of its unfortunate visitors the headache of a lifetime. Randomly colored boxes imprison text links to wholly unrelated concepts such as "Flowers" and "MP3", giving the site the appearance of a custom-made map for the Atari 2600 version of Breakout designed by a colorblind and unusually cruel child. I guess the idea is that if someone is presented with enough multi-colored words, they will feel compelled to click something, oh god anything just to leave the page they're on.
- Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell
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