2009 Fashion SWAT Howl-o-ween Shocktober Spooktacular

Description:

You can be kind of gross, but you're good with the jokes, so that makes you the life of the party!

This costume includes a large blubbery mask, true to the original with its four chins, a gruesomely detailed black robe that reveals Butterball's stretched open synthetic torso with holes for fingers and an attached apron containing three bloody, play-knives.

• Available in Pre-Teen sizes: 14-16.
• Includes: Mask, robe, and weapons.
• Provide your own pants and shoes (not included) to complete the look as shown.
• Invite your friends to dress as Pinhead and Chatterer for a Hellraiser themed costume event.
• This is an officially licensed Hellraiser" costume.

Zackula: Pretty awesome costume...for a child.

Dr. Thorpenstein: It's clearly listed as a "pre-teen" costume, although the preferred terminology these days is "tweens."

Dr. Thorpenstein: Tweens love Cenobites! Cenobites are HOT this year in the tween market. Twilight, Hannah Montana and Cenobites.

Zackula: It is pretty awesome to imagine a gradeschool dress-up day, the halls crowded with princesses and Sponge Bobs and Spidermen, and then in walks Butterball the Cenobite. Clacking his teeth and tearing at his vagina-like open wound.

Dr. Thorpenstein: Well, they made it a little more palatable with the sexy lipstick and big delicious eyelashes. He's a sexy tween Cenobite.

Zackula: I wonder if zero tolerance policy applies to meat hooks and rib-spreaders and daggers attached to chains.

Dr. Thorpenstein: I think this costume is making you a little bit upset because when you were a tween, your nickname was "Butterball the Cenobite."

Dr. Thorpenstein: And also, people were always asking you "hey Zack, is it Halloween?"

Zackula: But Dave, I AM a cenobite. I have such sights to show you...have you ever heard of...goatass?

Dr. Thorpenstein: Jesus wept.

Dr. Thorpenstein: Oh wait, that's not Jesus. That's just a big weeping butthole.

Zackula: Costumes like this always make me wonder about the manufacturing process. Child labor in a third world country like Michigan where they aren't allowed to celebrate Halloween, puzzling over the fat-face man suit with the stomach vagina.

Zackula: I'd like to see the cargo cult that produces.

Dr. Thorpenstein: It's probably a status symbol to cut a big gaping wound in your abdomen and finger it all day. Just like those BME guys.