The Harvard University and NC State University Survey of Regional Dialects is regularly updated to add new terms and their popular usage in various regions of the United States. These maps reveal that, although we speak the same language, we may sometimes need a little help with the translation.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
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