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No Zack!
I hope you enjoyed my update for the night. If you're wondering why I'm here and not somebody funny, well, it's because of responsibility. Beloved Friday updater Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons is unable to write an article tonight because he is down south training his Mexican equivalent, the "Geist Hombre." We wish him all the best in his fine efforts to mold an insatiable Mexican mind into something slightly less than what is was before.
In the meantime you can enjoy your goddamn Photoshop Phriday and an Awful Link of the Day.
HE'S PAINTING WITH LIGHT!
As promised to you last week by me, here is Part 2 of our humble tribute to the glorious works of Thomas Kinkade. We're wrapping up the celebration by bringing you a crapload of quality images from the Something Awful Forums, and, as a special treat that tastes like battery acid, we're also bringing you a heaping helping of the worst submissions. Get ready for the fun that is part 2 of "Paintings of Light." Here's a preview:

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This Week on Something Awful...
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Catman in Lethal Track
Exploit-Asian Cinema
'Catman in Lethal Track' shotgun-weds superhero adventures with lackluster Asian action.
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Aerosmith Must Die
Garbage Day
Aerosmith attempts to revitalize its career (again) in the Guitar Hero universe.
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The USMC Guide to Interrogating an Enemy Combatant
Guides
A leaked copy of the guide for Marines at Guantanamo Bay to use when interrogating detainees.

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