Star Wars is always a topic here at the SA Forums, but it's been more relevant than usual lately with the announcement that Disney acquired Lucasfilm. Many corners of the Internet responded with angsty posting about how their childhood was being ruined because different entertainment things they enjoyed in childhood were now being combined in adulthood, and to be fair there was probably some of that in the 33-page thread "Disney Buys Lucasfilm" that I didn't read at all. But other Goons responded by making the sort of Disney/Lucasfilm hybrids you're sure to see!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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