The World's Smallest Something Awful Update
I hope you enjoyed my update for the night. If you're wondering why I'm here and not somebody funny, well, it's because of responsibility. Beloved Friday updater Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons is unable to write an article tonight because he is down south training his Mexican equivalent, the "Geist Hombre." We wish him all the best in his fine efforts to mold an insatiable Mexican mind into something slightly less than what is was before.
In the meantime you can enjoy your goddamn Photoshop Phriday and an Awful Link of the Day.
HE'S PAINTING WITH LIGHT!
As promised to you last week by me, here is Part 2 of our humble tribute to the glorious works of Thomas Kinkade. We're wrapping up the celebration by bringing you a crapload of quality images from the Something Awful Forums, and, as a special treat that tastes like battery acid, we're also bringing you a heaping helping of the worst submissions. Get ready for the fun that is part 2 of "Paintings of Light." Here's a preview:
For just a few clicks a day, you can support a starving Photoshop Phriday like this one.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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