God's Word: The First Draft

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Advice about the chances of STI transmission.
• Update: Feeling less conflicted about supporting my mother.
• Still paying for my moms last E/N disaster, and she's doing it again
• Denzel Washington Delivering The Greatest Line In Cinema History
• Monitor Flashes to Black, Then On Again
• Skyrim: Requiem - Immersion's a Killer.
• So, you wanna be a pro wrestler? GOON1 Climax Wrestling League
• Watch Dogs - The Blackout You Did Not See