God's Word: The First Draft

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Unconfirmed Reports Say Kim Jong Un Assassinated In Beijing (reliability: twitter)
• "Gaming eyewear"
• What I Did On My Winter Vacation, by Gtab Age 7 1/2
• Ultima Online: Second Age - Still flogging that dead ostard
• CPAC 2012 - How to Avoid Scaring Away Your Own Personal Dagny Taggart
• Comic Book Men: AMC's Reality Show about Goons
• Keep Calm and Ruck Over - A Ruggers Path to Becoming Fit
• Pizza Hut likes it, Gonna Help You Put A Ring On It