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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• What the hell is this lump in my neck?
• I Don't Give A Rat's Ass You Rat Bastards: The Mountain Goats!
• NHL GDT 5/18 - Old things like Detroit/Chicago, dulcet tones of Bob Cole
• [D&D4e] Misery in the Cold North - Game Thread
• Law & Order: Heightened Crimes Unit
• "Rebuilding" a 1980 CB400T Hawk / CM450 / Who-The-Fuck-Knows Frankenbike
• This ship is sinking and I don't want to drown
• "Give Him My Fucking Number if You Don't Buy It"