Do you remember "The Soccer Mystery"? Of course you do; it remains the most-read Front Page update three weeks after its publication. I wanted to wait until the theme had run its course before posting the follow-up, and this took longer than expected, partially due to brilliant submissions from people who weren't even registered SA Forum Goons when the thread started. But finally the Diouf saga ends, with one hell of a high-quality sequel!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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