Enchanted Eternia Legend: Full Cutscene Script

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Tell me about living alone vs. living with roommates.
• do you think depressed teenaged boys are still really in to tool?
• I-5 bridge over Skagit river outside Seattle collapses
• Pulled old computer out of storage. Having RAM issues, I think?
• [Sundered Land] Doomed Pilgrim "No Gods watch over you."
• Pre-meditated Breakup
• Seagate Expansion 4 TB 3.0 USB Desktop External Hard Drive $149.99
• UEFA Champions League Final 2012/13 - Zee Germans Are Coming!!!