What if you were J.K. Rowling? Stop touching yourself, pervert. I mean really, you could write and write and write and decide that you don't need editors anymore and take two goddamn years to get a book out. But other than that, you could make some pretty damn nifty Harry Potter books, just like the goons have. Take a look.

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