Memories: A GraduCorp Shopping Guide

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• 4-pack of wick protection black socks $12.95
• Chris Hedges: Rise Up or Die
• Blood in my stool
• Summertime in SimValley, Sims gone wild! - The Sims Bustin' Out GBA
• MLB GDT 5/22: Where have you gone, Tom Kelly?
• If Spout.ly was real?
• Kim Schmitz: I invented two-factor authentification (and I got a patent to prove it)
• NHL GDT 5/22 - On second thought, hold the mozzarella sticks