Highlights From The Mitchwell Report

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Cold-weather tyres in the dry?
• To Catch a Redditor: Reddit closes a bunch of kid porn forums because of this thread
• Goon Cops - tell me about your breathalyzers
• 'Possible' abuse next door
• 1961 Corvair Rampside
• varicose veins near my kidneys, featuring hematuria (now w/hematochezia!)
• Frame Grabbers
• So my wife has this friend...