Bangme

This site is a lot like Hot or Not, except it just comes right out and asks if you'd have sex with the person. A lot of the result percentages seem way too high, especially for the ugly people, leading me to believe some people will have sex with anything.

Apparently MILF stands for "Holy shit you guys, look at this burned-out biker woman!"

If you ever see this in real life ladies, run from it.

GET BACK TO WORK

The gun show has been cancelled.

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