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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Michael Hastings, having survived Afghanistan and Iraq was killed by fucking LA traffic
• Animal Crossing New Leaf: Turnip Prices, Friend Codes, Adorable Times
• Why yes, I'll be your personal gun shopper....
• The Finals: Game Six - JOEY CRAWFORD IS REFFING FUCK YES!
• The even newer electronic cigarette thread - now with more light sabers
• Time to get off my ass!
• So, you wanna be a pro wrestler? GOON1 Climax Wrestling League
• Allergies cause of pinkeye-like symptoms?