Given the depressing proliferation of diaper-fetish sites, it's refreshing at first to see someone on the Internet taking an anti-diaper stance. Conceptually, "babies without diapers" is clearly preferable to "creepy old men with them."
However, DiaperFreeBaby squanders this initial novelty-garnered goodwill with retarded offerings such as a "Creative Corner" devoted to crappy poetry about "elimination communication." For example, here's an "EC haiku":
On the potty smiles
Holding hands, giving hugs, happy
Baby pees, sigh of relief
And here's part of a Green Eggs and Ham variation, based on free-range infant waste rather than discolored dairy and porcine products (baby poop can be green, too, but the author misses the "pottytunity" to make this connection):
And I would potty him on a boat
And I would potty her behind my coat
DiaperFreeBaby also provides helpful cleaning tips, which are essential if you're committed to letting your kid shit and piss wherever the fuck it wants.
Ensure your little ones are safe and relatively poison-free with the following tips designed to keep them healthy, outside of their teeth and blood sugar levels.
Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
Nightmares Fear Factory is back AGAIN, baby!
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