Prodigy Presents: Version 82.2!

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• ASUS 24-Inch LED-Lit IPS Professional Grade Monitor for $259.99
• Man Erects Woodie in Revenge Plot Against Fist Crack
• Animal Crossing New Leaf: Turnip Prices, Friend Codes, Adorable Times
• The Finals: Game Six - JOEY CRAWFORD IS REFFING FUCK YES!
• Clue: Hernandez with Putin's ring in the rental car
• My Friend code
• Tell me about being a manager at a movie theater/multiplex
• You changed your name? Please tell me about it!