Pimpfants, submitted by Internet Cliche. The Pimpfants site claims that they offer "children's clothing that defines a generation." That generation, so young and full of potential, apparently consists of slutty divas and kids bound for a lifetime of crushing alcoholism.
Pimpfants uses only the highest quality products, so your shorties can represent in style and comfort. If you want puppy dogs, ducks and frogs, you'll have to visit a zoo. But if you are looking for children's clothing that defines a generation, look to Pimpfants!
Yo, like fuck ducks and frogs, we straight ballin' with these muthafuckin' stars and shit shootin' out our buttholes. We gonna soil this bitch like it's our job and when we run up in you, you feel like you got hatcheted. Peace out!
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