Senior Living 3: Oldageddon Part 2

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• MLB GDT 5/23 - Five Exciting Games Of Baseball
• Found a TV
• Drummer Lee Rigby, stabbed on the kerb by extremists protesting the war
• I-5 bridge over Skagit river outside Seattle collapses
• 24" Dell UltraSharp U2412M for $275 or used - like new for $233
• RV082 / Protocol Binding - VoIP Traffic - MADNESS
• Unlimited Data? Guy downloads 77TB/mo on Verizon FIOS
• do you think depressed teenaged boys are still really in to tool?