The following transcribed ABC 7 news broadcast occurred on August 22, 2010. Some images have been omitted, due to their graphic nature. For related information on this topic, please resort to previously released documents.
No More Porn or Masturbation
UEFA Champions League Final 2012/13 - Zee Germans Are Coming!!!
WWE Smackdown is the Return of the Goatface Killah for 5/24
18 year old jailed on terrorism charges for posting rap video online
PYF Game console ockups
NHL GDT 5/24 - How many times will NBC play that goddamn Fall Out Boy song
Incident on a passenger plane in the UK - possible hijack?
MLB GDT 5/24 Fire Don Mattingly!!!
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