Sometimes movie titles just need a slight nudge toward perfection, which is how Tomb Raider became Mummy Raider, and how Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen became Transmorphers: Fall of Man. Rather than letting Seduction Cinema and The Asylum hog all the name-changing fun, the SA Forum Goons performed their own rechristenings, using video games as their muse and skipping the wasteful step of actually creating a new film.
Eternity without Big L would be nothing but emptiness.
Friend busts your crank and leaves skid marks on your soul.
You want some advice, John Ra? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland.
Unrated extra: DrKyoushu's graphic interpretation of the World of Goo song "Regurgitation Pumping Station."
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!