Horse_ebooks

@Horse_ebooks is a Twitter bot designed and automated by apparently some Russian guy to sell worthless, horrible ebooks about horses. In order to avoid being detected as a spam bot, it occasionally posts a text snippet or two from one of its ebooks, chosen at random. I will never buy an ebook from it, but I will follow this Twitter account until I die or horses become extinct, whichever comes first.

(Friends, before you become entirely crippled with ebook-related mirth, be sure to check out this week's Twitter Tuesday for more from the exciting world of ebook spam!)