Lucky Mojo

The Lucky Mojo forums are a gathering place for those that practice the dark arts. The dark arts in this case being the act of making absolutely retarded potions and feeding menstrual blood to a significant other.
Chinese Enemy strikes again.

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HailDiscordia knows semen storage.

I'm having a hard time seeing the double action cock candle working as well as you think it will.


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