So burying the waste with dead relatives is an absolute must... or just in your front yard is fine. Really it's all horseshit, just bury it wherever man.

A delicious Summer treat!

Well I thought I had it until I read this post.

Saint currency is so assbackwards.

Praise you Johannes for your informative post on pound cake payments and fragile statues.

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