This is my desktop.
Do you have dual monitors and would also like a hugeass desktop? Download the link!
To make it stretch over both monitors set it to "tile."
I don't know what to write in here because basically I am back from the dead like Laserious hooray here I am to talk about this stupid election.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
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