Hey there, people who enjoy reading things! When hearing about my recent book Your Next-Door Neighbor is a Dragon some fine folks have expressed that they would only buy a copy if it was made available on the Amazon Kindle.
Welp, my publisher went ahead and slipped it out on the market without telling me! So if you were interested in my book, but didn't want to kill a tree, there is now a solution for your needs.
If you still read things printed on paper you can check out the November issue of Gamepro magazine and find a cool little blurb about the book in the Bonus Items section.
I also wanted to thank National Lampoon and Snowflake Holocaust for posting reviews of the book. As always, if you write a review for your site then please shoot me an email with a link. I probably won't be posting anymore forums threads about this one unless it gets turned into a movie, but I can definitely give you a shoutout in a Daily Dirt.
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