I don't know anything about religion, so I hope I don't offend the seven remaining Christians left on the internet.
Livestock's chat logs are extremely popular, so I thought I would try my own spin-off.
Easter Chat with Lowtax
Happy Easter kids!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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