It's me PAULO from GAMING GUYZ, the most popular video game themed internet web podcast series ever made EVER. DON'T EVEN BOTHER LOOKING THAT UP, IT'S REAL. AS REAL AS SONIC THE HEDHOG! I know I got lots of fans so I decided to start a TWITTER page. NOT LIKE THAT SACK OF PENNIES ANDY WHO HAS NO FANS AND EVEN HIS OWN MOM HATES HIM! Now you can get by-the-minute news on what's happening in the world of video games and also OF ME! Like today I ate a peanut butter BUT WHAT KIND? You can only find out on twitter.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!