It's me PAULO from GAMING GUYZ, the most popular video game themed internet web podcast series ever made EVER. DON'T EVEN BOTHER LOOKING THAT UP, IT'S REAL. AS REAL AS SONIC THE HEDHOG! I know I got lots of fans so I decided to start a TWITTER page. NOT LIKE THAT SACK OF PENNIES ANDY WHO HAS NO FANS AND EVEN HIS OWN MOM HATES HIM! Now you can get by-the-minute news on what's happening in the world of video games and also OF ME! Like today I ate a peanut butter BUT WHAT KIND? You can only find out on twitter.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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