It's me PAULO from GAMING GUYZ, the most popular video game themed internet web podcast series ever made EVER. DON'T EVEN BOTHER LOOKING THAT UP, IT'S REAL. AS REAL AS SONIC THE HEDHOG! I know I got lots of fans so I decided to start a TWITTER page. NOT LIKE THAT SACK OF PENNIES ANDY WHO HAS NO FANS AND EVEN HIS OWN MOM HATES HIM! Now you can get by-the-minute news on what's happening in the world of video games and also OF ME! Like today I ate a peanut butter BUT WHAT KIND? You can only find out on twitter.
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
This lousy world just gets lousier every year as these stores put out their skeletons and Santas in summer.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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