Well, well, well.
What now, losers? What?
That's what I thought.
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Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
The SA Goons guide our hero through the pages of a classic but rare Choose Your Own Adventure book!
What are you gonna believe: The ‘official narrative’ or these images taken during actual game-play?
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