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It has come to my attention that, after only six months of service, I have used the word "faggot" more than any other SA writer in my articles. Some of the SA writers have been here for years and they haven't used the word "faggot" as much as me. This is something of an honor, and I'd like to thank my fans for making such an opportunity possible. Also, thanks to the faggots who took the time to compile this statistic! Have a faggoty day!
This week I crapped out pretty much the worst review I've ever written when I looked at The Hillz. Next time we'll be looking at "Hard Rock Zombies", a movie featuring zombie Hitler, werewolf Eva Braun, and serial killer Himmler.
Lowtax and I are currently trying to track down a movie called something like "Shampoo U". The boss caught it on late-night HBO or something like that and says it has something to do with black people (I think). If any of you have seen it/care to send me a copy, give me a shout via email.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Daily Dirt serves as a column for all Something Awful frontpage writers to write about, well, whatever they feel like putting into the Daily Dirt!