Fanks to Josh Boruff on this article. I got halfway through writing a thing about ripping off the Department of Transportation before I realized that Josh used to write articles as Norman Y. Mineta himself. Norman Y. Mineta is going to stumble upon this website someday and think that we’re a weird cult of anti-Mineta crazies. Which, in a way, we really seem to be. I guess we just have a bone to pick with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Have a baby.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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