Fanks to Josh Boruff on this article. I got halfway through writing a thing about ripping off the Department of Transportation before I realized that Josh used to write articles as Norman Y. Mineta himself. Norman Y. Mineta is going to stumble upon this website someday and think that we’re a weird cult of anti-Mineta crazies. Which, in a way, we really seem to be. I guess we just have a bone to pick with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Have a baby.
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