Fanks to Josh Boruff on this article. I got halfway through writing a thing about ripping off the Department of Transportation before I realized that Josh used to write articles as Norman Y. Mineta himself. Norman Y. Mineta is going to stumble upon this website someday and think that we’re a weird cult of anti-Mineta crazies. Which, in a way, we really seem to be. I guess we just have a bone to pick with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Have a baby.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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