Pregnant Men, submitted by CalCrowe. When CalCrowe first brought this site to our attention I assumed incorrectly that it was the ancient and exceedingly fake male pregancy site that made the rounds years ago. It's so much worse than that. The site is a male pregnancy fetish site, devoted to all of the hotness of men with baby-swollen bellies and labor pains. Fanfiction, badly photoshopped images, you name it and they have it!

The Kael frowned. "Both sexes carry the young in this species?"

"No. But the male biochemistry is conducive to the growth of the offspring. We have been able to adapt the lower section of the digestive tract, the rectum and anus, to serve as womb and birth canal."

Garon blinked, too stunned for a moment to react.

"You--" he sputtered in outrage. "You are growing my offspring in a shit hole!"

Ah-cha-cha, delicious! The volume of "aliens impregnate male humans" stories on this site is truly impressive.

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